Dear Father Time,
Please have sex with mother time and create more time babies. You've been slacking and I have not been able to update my blog as often. So pop some Viagra big papa and get your big hand at 12 o'clock for your lil' lady. Muchas appreciado.
-Ry-bear
Ok, that should take care of that as far as getting more hours in the day...and you're welcome planet Earth. I apologize to all of my readers, I apologize for bringing such and overwhelmingly amazing blog into the world and not updating it regularly. I got a call from a reader (stalker) last night who was having cold sweats (crack withdrawal) because I hadn't updated my blog (self indulgent cry for attention). To that reader I deeply apologize (sorry grandma). Fear not good disciples for I am back from a week off to return to the fine art of wordsmithing. This week we will review some new albums, continue our educational American Idol discussion, and look ahead to a My Chemical Romance/Muse concert review. Exciting right? Shut up, it is and you know it.
I'd like to start prompting readers to send me questions about anything or send in your own personal music mixes and we can have an open discussion. Also, if you know of any bands or artists that you think deserve a shout out feel free to turn me on to them and I'll give my take. I grew up and reside in the independent music market so I promise to keep an open mind and play nice...Besides, I can't drink Haterade, I'm allergic. Thats all for now my peeps, keep an eye on me, I'm a mover and a shaker and its bump n' grind time.
Ryan:Eject
7 comments:
What about Hatertots? You don't eat those do you?
first off, thank you for convincing father time to get his hour hand working. i didn't know he was even still virile. second off, manchester orchestra is a great band, currently opening for brand new. check them out if you haven't.
Hooray...you can cover the review of the actual Muse concert while I'll turn some random 3 minutes from the weekend that reminded me of a pop culture phenomenon from 15 years ago into a 12 paragraph post about nothing! Go Team Discovery Channel!
Yes, you are right, the Pope does watch American Idol. And he is a HUGE Claymate and, I imagine, therefore found your reference to Clay to be very offensive. You’ve asked for questions from your readers, and, unlike you, as a respectful member of society, I’m happy to oblige.
Did you know that Clay Aiken’s “Measure of a Man” outsold Taylor Hicks’s debut by about a gazillion CDs? I should know, about half of them are shingling my house and we usually use them as coasters at the Claymate dinner parties I host for the Claymates I met online and are now the only friends I have.
Did you know that the Soul Patrol doesn’t even have thongs? Clay Aiken does though. I should know, I have 4 cases of Clay Aiken thongs in my garage that I use as dust rags and as door prizes at my Claymate dinner parties (see above).
Did you know that Clay is in the midst of a shock and awe campaign? We are, my friend, in the middle of the calm before the storm. One day, without warning, Clay is going to unleash his inner rock star god on us and the world will never be the same.
Because you are young and, obviously, unworldly, I can forgive you the mistake of even mentioning Clay Aiken in the same sentence as Taylor Hicks and the same blog as Sanjaya Malakar. But, just know, you are on the Claymate Watch List—you may be able to check out, but you can never ever leave (wouldn’t Clay kill on “Hotel California?”).
WHAT THE HELL...4 comments and all from bricks readers...PEOPLE stop reading his blog and go comment on mine AGAIN...Kidding...sort of. I have a question who would win in a battle royal..Hanson, The Fray, The cast of full house, or Wham...ponder
God you post as fast as you create websites....oh no i didnt
Oh snap! Ryan took a jab at Josh on his blog comment page for not returning business-related calls (Josh got "Served") and then Josh gets him back for insulting his web design speed (Ryan got "Served"). Therefore, it is now on! See you both at the OC Convention Center...
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